About smirking.com

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Welcome to my website! If this site has you kinda buzzed, you can support my ability to stay bored by picking up some of my print cards in the smirking Store for that extra offensive touch or you could buy something from our affiliate partners and make them happy enough to pay me a few cents for my effort. I'm hoping to someday have a budget big enough to buy a couple of value meals at McDonald's. Hey, ya gotta dream big.

Most of the photos used in the ecards are pictures that I've snapped myself and a few were taken by friends or from stock photography collections. All of the photos in the cards are for real. Nothing's doctored or set-up. It's just 100% pure weirdness in the flesh.

You're probably worried that I'm secretly compiling profiles with names and email addresses of people who've sent ecards on my site so I can SPAM SPAM SPAM you. Ha! Yeah and Thousand Island salad dressing is made from pulverized moon rock! Are you kidding? What the hell kind of marketing asshole is going to want any kind of list related to this craptastic ecards site? Your information will be held under the strictest privacy because we're too busy re-guffawing over Friends re-runs to even notice that you exist.

By the way, unless you're using this site to send death threats, your messages will be totally private.

Drop me a message via the contact page if you're feel like this just might be your lucky day to flame some poor guy running a website.