Copper Thieves Break Into Compound Full of "Coppers"

Copper thieves suck. Apparently, they're stupid too. Poor poor IQ challenged Freddie and Jimmy, a couple of would-be jack artists of copper wiring put their two brain cells together and devised a way to break into a 40,000 sq. ft. building where they could haul off a mother lode of copper wiring. 

Oh they found copper all right... but copper as in cops or police officers. They also ran into police dogs too. You know that the favorite snack of police dogs are copper thieves don't ya?

AP:Men break into building full of police officers