Firefighter Learns it Takes More Than a Cheap Wig and a String Bikini to be a Woman

Firefighter charged with racy park romp (AP)
AP - A man wearing a woman's wig and a string bikini was charged with taking a drunken afternoon romp through a park, officials said. Read Article

Color this guy schooled. So he's frolicking around a park while drunk off his ass in a string bikini. He's on his way to compete for a $10,000 purse at a gay bar for best impersonation of a woman. Dude! What's wrong with you? You don't even find women that hairy in Eastern Europe! If you wanna be a chick, you gotta learn how to shave better. You're never gonna win a drag contest that way! If they know for sure that you're a dude when they haul your insufficiently androdgenous ass downtown, it's time to enroll in drag queen school.