Hey Kids, GET A ROOM... When the Plane Lands

This isn't really that funny, but I just wanted to go on record as saying that I hope that he accidentally slams a heavy door on his pecker and the smashed bits of his johnson falls off.

I hate inconsiderate people like this.

Affectionate plane passenger convicted (AP) - AP - A California man who prosecutors said got a little too friendly with his girlfriend during a flight was convicted Thursday of interfering with flight attendants and crew members.