What Do You Want... Asshole?

What Do You Want... Asshole?

Hey bunghole, wanna know what to feels like to have your ass run through a paper shredder? I'm pissed and I've got claws clown!

BTW, a smirking note to anyone who's thinking about sending this as a legitimate threat... it might not come off well because the rest of the email is written to be quite decidedly not threatening. Unless you want them to laugh their ass off before you whoop theirs, try your sending tough person posturing the old fashioned way... like through the US Mail.