Stupid people make stupid signs that entertain stupid people for hours on end. The totally stupid morons then make screensavers from the stupid people's stupid signs.
Hung Far Low
Neon Cross and Jesus Saves
Nashua's Finest Entertainment
No Stopping Anytime, of Any Sort
Go Ahead, Just Try to Tow Me
Cactus Closeout Sign
You've Got Serious C.A. Jones!
Cherries?
Get Your Dogs Groomed (While You Get Shot)
Don't Have It Your Way?
Fast Food!
Does Length Matter?