Practice Law without Lawyers! Yeah!

Practice Law without Lawyers! Yeah!

Awwww isn't that sweet? "No Lawyers. Save Money!"
It's a sign for a legal service designed to cut the lawyers out as the middlemen. Yes, they cut out the lawyers and pass the lawsuit straight on to you! What a fan-fucking-tastic deal! It may be no surprise that this joint is within spitting distance of a pawn shop and a bunch of auto dealers.
Notice how the sign on the street has a split price for getting a divorce? What does that mean? $399 for the first divorce and $249 for every divorce after the first one if purchased at the same time? Shit, I can't very well get four divorces at once, so I'd best invite all of my buddies and all get divorces at the same time and pass the savings around.
Update: Maybe these guys aren't so bad when compared to these lawyers in Chicago who have genetically evolved to subsist off of sucking scum and raking in dough any way and through any orifice possible. As they say in one of their ads, Life is Short. Get a Divorce!