http://smirking.com/cms/taxonomy/term/8/feed The taxonomy view with a depth of 0. en http://smirking.com/cms/store <p> Welcome to my smirking store! Now, I know what you&#39;re thinking. &quot;How come this store&#39;s all North Korea? There&#39;s nothing on the shelves!&quot; That&#39;s because I suck and nobody wanted to buy any of my cards. Lucky for you. That means you can pick up crap that nobody wants for the price of a couple loads of laundry. Wait... sorry, I meant to say that all this valuable overstock is available at factory direct to you outlet wholesaler double discount deal markdown ultra uber uber savings! Don&#39;t let this opportunity slip away. You can wear the same underwear for another week. Buy a few of my cards with your laundry money instead. </p> <p> Look, all of my cards are printed on high quality cardstock for excellent image quality and durability (in case a baggage handler gets a hold of them). If you like my ecards here and you want the real McCoys for that extra offensive touch, your purchase will help me buy a Diet Pepsi so I can stay awake a little while longer to read all the hate mail I get. By the way, my cheap ass prices include shipping in a tasteless plain brown envelope via first class USPS for orders in the US. </p> <p><a href="http://smirking.com/cms/store">read more</a></p> page Sun, 4 Mar 2007 17:09:15 -0800 smirk 6 at http://smirking.com/cms